Krista Ritchie

He follows my gaze. “I won’t charge extra.”

His head jerks back in surprise. “You wouldn’t happen to be related to Rose Calloway?”

“Because they’ll reply back and then I’ll have to reply to that, which sounds exhausting.”

“Good, it’ll give her practice saying no.”

Being called weird by Connor is like a unicorn calling a horse magical. It makes no damn sense, which is why Lo and I break into smiles, even if Lo’s mood has somewhat shifted since the phone call.

“I sincerely think that Connor is asexual. Like a sponge. He probably wouldn’t even notice if you hit on him.”

“How about this?”

“Just repeat this phrase whenever you feel the urge to jump some other guy’s bones.”

“Loren Hale fucks better.”

“I will not cheat on Loren Hale.”