Bruce Campbell

  • Alexander Zinenkohar citeretfor 2 år siden
    When not saving the world from evil invaders, Mike was making stuff. Never one for those goofy shop class projects, Mike went right to the real deal -- like a memory device, an electric "stop" light over his doorway, and a metal locator.
  • Alexander Zinenkohar citeretfor 2 år siden
    Mike's use of extensive lists came in handy when it came time to determine the "rules" of our childhood.
  • Alexander Zinenkohar citeretfor 2 år siden
    The rule If Don or Bruce leaves or throws belongings in my room, they are mine unless they want to pay 20¢ seemed a bit harsh, but I'm sure it was just Mike's way of saying "leave me the hell alone."

    Simple crimes, like borrowing stuff without permission, calling names or socking someone only cost the perpetrator 5¢. More obscure offenses, like hanging around doorway, fooling with light switches, or Mike's legislative masterpiece, squealing when I want to look at something Don or Bruce has, shot up to 10¢.
  • Alexander Zinenkohar citeretfor 2 år siden
    In our draconian world, you could even be fined for suspicion.
  • Alexander Zinenkohar citeretfor 2 år siden
    Of course, all of these rules did absolutely nothing to stop the sibling abuse
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