When we read Hamlet in high school I almost died of impatience. All I thought about at that time was getting out—and Hamlet had done it, he was in college, and then he came back to get entangled in a gross drama related to his mother’s sex life? Because his father told him to, in a pages-long outpouring of moralizing self-pity, where he didn’t say anything to or about Hamlet, and just droned on about how lust was preying on garbage? And then Hamlet went around making cutting remarks to people about his mom? I had no patience for such a person.