The Committed

today nowhere in the world is beyond the reach of tourists, investors, missionaries, and intercontinental ballistic missiles

What was the difference between history and hysteria, anyway? If you were a woman, you could have a hysterectomy to solve the histrionics of your hysteria, but since you were a man, or so you have been told, the only solution would be a historectomy.

I imitated God and said nothing.

depressed vegetables and disappointed fruits