The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide - All Six Books

Sensational new breakthrough in Improbability Physics. As soon as the ship’s drive reaches Infinite Improbability it passes through every point in the Universe. Be the envy of other major governments

It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute’s Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn’t stand was a smartass.

Drive had revealed to him that time and distance were one, that mind and Universe were one, that perception and reality were one, and that the more one traveled the more one stayed in one place

it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it

careless talk costs lives

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust, or just fall apart where I’m standing?

Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.