Wait, where are you going now? We’re going to bed! No, don’t grab the toy cars now, because Dad will cry. “Have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said. Yeah, fun like trying to calm down a flock of panic-stricken antelopes using a stroboscope. Why do children hate sleeping? Why? Do you know I read in a magazine that children stay awake with the parent they like most, in order to keep them in the room for as long as possible? I would have gone to the office of that magazine and punched the writer of that article straight in the face if I wasn’t so EXHAUSTED, all right?