I Am a Cat

“I expect you call everything you don’t like conventional.”

“People are always saying this or that is conventional, but would you please tell what makes a thing conventional?”

“Still, that’s better than being conventional.”

At any rate he’s never boringly conventional.”

At any rate he’s never boringly conventional.”

“He has no secret vices, but he is totally abandoned in the way he buys book after book, never to read a single one.

“Indeed? So he has secret vices? Well, one cannot be too careful in this world.” Waverhouse offers a nonchalantly fluff

“Born in Infinity, studied Infinity, and died into Infinity.

Their only moderately redeeming feature is that their speech and conduct are less tediously uninventive than those of less subtle creatures.

I merely concluded that human beings were good for nothing, except for the strenuous employment of their mouths for the purpose of whiling away their time in laughter at things which are not funny, and in the enjoyment of amusements which are not amusing.