Fan Art

“I know kissing me would be like kissing a dead skunk, so I won’t ask you to do that.”

He smells like Speed Stick, shampoo, and all I’ve ever wanted

This is why I don’t date girls. They’re weird. They talk about everything and assume you want to too. I don’t get it. It’s as if their bras are filled with words

That’s going too far. He’s my best friend. And everyone knows friend crushes are the worst—even guy-girl friend crushes—drama, angst, broken hearts, you name it. It’s bad—real bad. And straight-guy-gay-guy friend crushes? I don’t even want to think about that apocalypse.