“Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.” The first time I read those words, they leaped off the page at me as something incredibly important that I needed to tackle. I might one day regret not wearing a bikini? I might one day feel remorse for how I hid my body? I didn’t want that.