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Actually, could inorganic armor monsters even breed? An armored monster dressed in a suit ready to head into the office, an armored monster cooking in an apron, an armored monster sitting in a stroller sucking on a pacifier...

multiple soldiers who unfortunately happened to be standing behind them were tragically swept up in the attack. All their limbs were severed from their bodies.
“Aaaaaagh! M-My aaaaaarms!”
“It got my legs! Damn it to hell!”
“H-Hey! Pick up my legs and put them back on! Hey, wait! That’s my left leg! Don’t attach it to my right!”
“Can someone bring my lower half over here? I’m gonna die... I’m gonna freaking die...”

They were seemingly surrounded, but Chirpy pushed through, snap rolling away. He flew so close to the ground his feathers practically grazed the dirt before suddenly changing directions, barely dodging a missile that slammed into the earth.
This may seem like an abrupt scene shift, but let us go to a pair of newlyweds’ brand-new love nest, which had just been constructed in the capital.
“Oh, darling. So this is our new home!”
“It is, honey. I had to take on some debt, but look! Our home is so lovely I don’t mind at all! Our new lives begin today!”
“Oh, I’m so thrilled, darling!”
“Me too, honey!”
The two young vampires leaned in close, ready to affirm their love. But just as their lips touched...explosive flames blew their new house to smithereens. Unable to comprehend what had happened, the two stood dumbfounded in the ruins. That was when Chirpy flew right between them.