Why We Can't Sleep

“Do you think my life is ever going to be good again?”

takes our spirits longer to bounce back from rejection.

As rendered in popular culture, the stereotypical male mid-life crisis involves busting stuff up—mostly marriages but also careers, norms, reputations. Panic may commence when a man starts losing his hair, resulting in a frenzy to unearth college vinyl. Treatment: regular application of younger women and brightly colored motor vehicles.