The Boy Next Door

You see how easy things can be if you don’t overanalyze them? You were always like this. I remember those multiple-choice tests we’d get in Bio, you were always, “It can’t be A—that’s too obvious. They must be trying to trick us,” and so you’d choose D, when the answer was CLEARLY A.

It’s like they can’t comprehend the fact that rich does not equal happy

Let’s face it, Aaron, we’re just too different: You like Stephen Hawking. I like Stephen King