Everything Is Illuminated

Of course, who isn't? We are all too good for each other.

I mount the autobus for an hour to work all day doing things I hate. You want to know why? It is for you, Alexi-stop-spleening-me! One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be a family.

"I do not care what you want," he said, and extended to put his hand on my shoulder. In my family, Father is the world champion at ending conversations.

feel more. Which is always the best advice.

my face gave a high-five to the front window

Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does.

They are only the best of what exists

If you want to know why so many girls want to be with me, it is because I am a very premium person to be with. I am homely, and also severely funny, and these are winning things.