Mercedes and the Waning Moon: The Dungeoneering Feats of a Discarded Vampire Aristocrat Volume 4

Sure, he had his limbs cut off. But he was a vampire! Someone could just heal him later! Who cares?!
Oh, he was twitching around, but he was a vampire, and someone had probably taken a look at him already! Plus, the investigation team was going to heal him too! Who cares?!

How strange, she thought. The very underlings Hannah had pushed aside had lost limbs in the previous battle or had someone else’s legs attached to their bodies or had even been cut in half or smooshed under the Frieden, yet they were still working here in perfectly good health today. Though apparently, the man who’d been cut in half had his lower half reattached backward, forcing him into a perpetual moonwalk.

They were seemingly surrounded, but Chirpy pushed through, snap rolling away. He flew so close to the ground his feathers practically grazed the dirt before suddenly changing directions, barely dodging a missile that slammed into the earth.
This may seem like an abrupt scene shift, but let us go to a pair of newlyweds’ brand-new love nest, which had just been constructed in the capital.
“Oh, darling. So this is our new home!”
“It is, honey. I had to take on some debt, but look! Our home is so lovely I don’t mind at all! Our new lives begin today!”
“Oh, I’m so thrilled, darling!”
“Me too, honey!”
The two young vampires leaned in close, ready to affirm their love. But just as their lips touched...explosive flames blew their new house to smithereens. Unable to comprehend what had happened, the two stood dumbfounded in the ruins. That was when Chirpy flew right between them.